Andy would bicycle across town
In the rain to bring you candy
And John would buy the gown
For you to wear to the prom
With Tom the astronomer, whod name a star for you
But Im the luckiest guy
On the Lower East Side
Cause Ive got wheels
And you want to go for a ride
Harry is the one I think youll marry
But its Chris that you kissed after school
Well, Im a fool, theres no doubt
But when the sun comes out
And only when the sun comes out
Im the luckiest guy
On the Lower East Side
Cause Ive got wheels
And you want to go for a ride
The day is beautiful and so are you
My car is ugly but then Im ugly too
I know youd never give me a second glance
But when the weathers nice all the other guys dont stand a chance
I know Professor Blumen makes you feel like a woman
But when the wind is in your hair you laugh like a little girl
So you share secrets with Lou, but weve got secrets too
Well, one I only keep this heap for you
Cause Im the ugliest guy
On the Lower East Side
But Ive got wheels
And you want to go for a ride
Want to go for a ride?
Want to go for a ride?
Want to go for a ride?