One, two, three, go
Shes been around for a number of years
Had success with two career
She gives dying people hope, how does she cope?
She snorts a line of coke before an audience with the Pope
Shes a role model for today, shes a role model for today
I dont care what you say, shes a role model for today
Shes got better looking kids than you
Shes got a better looking husband too
She is a sweet little honey, three times a mummy
You wouldnt know it cause shes got a flat little tummy
Shes a role model for today, she is a role model for today
I dont care what you say she is a role model for today
But the ladys loved and the ladys cried
And the ladys cried and loved and now
The ladys signed a big book deal
And the story tells you how it all began
In the days when the lady didnt have
The price of her next meal, and its real
Theres a secret to her success
Shes got balls like the S.A.S
Shes got more balls than me, more balls then you
More balls than all the sweatshops
Making balls for Man U
Shes a role model for today, shes a role model for today
I dont care what you say, shes a role model for today
Awn-awn-awn-awn, yeah
Yeah
But the ladys loved and the ladys cried
And the ladys cried and loved and now
The ladys signed a big book deal
The story tells you how it all began
In the days when the lady didnt have
The price of her next meal, and its all real
Shes a star in every way
She is loved by straights and gays
Shes taking water by the sip
A baby on her hip
A little silver ring through her lower set of lips
Shes a role model for today, yes cause, a role model for today
I dont care what you say, shes a role model for today
I dont care what you say, shes a role model for today
Well, what you say, shes a role model for today