Theres a guy in the place whos got a bittersweet face
And he goes by the name of Ebeneezer Goode
His friends call him Ezeer and he is the main geezer
And hell vibe up the place like no other man could
Hes refined, sublime, he makes you feel fine
Though very much maligned and misunderstood
But if you know Ezeer hes a real crowd pleaser
Hes ever so good – hes Ebeneezer Goode
You can see that hes mischievous, mysterious and devious
As he circulates amongst the people in the place
But once you know hes fun, and something of a genius
He gives a grin that goes around from face to face to face
Backwards and then forwards, forwards and then backwards
Eezer is the geezer who loves to muscle in
Thats about the time the crowd all shout the name of Eezer
As hes kotcheled in the corner, laughing by the bass bin
Eezer Goode Eezer Goode Hes Ebeneezer Goode
Eezer Goode Eezer Goode Hes Ebeneezer Goode
Eezer Goode Eezer Goode Hes Ebeneezer Goode
Eezer Goode Eezer Goode Hes Ebeneezer Goode
Has anyone got any Veras?
Lovely … Ya Ha Ha Ha
A Great Philospher once wrote…
Naughty Naughty, Very Naughty
Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ebeneezer Goode, leading light of the scene, know what I mean?
He created the vibe – He takes you for a ride as if by Design
The party ignites like its comin alive
He takes you to the top, shakes you all around
Then back down – you know as he gets mellow
Then as smooth as the groove that is making you move
He glides into your mind with a sunny Hello!
A gentleman of leisure hes there for your pleasure
But go easy on old Ezeer hes the love you could lose
Extraordinary fellow, like Mr Punchinello
Hes the kind of geezer who must never be abused
When youre in town and Ebeneezer is around
You can sense a presence in the sound of the crowd
He gets them all at it – the party starts rocking – the people get excited
Its time to shout LOUD!
Eezer Goode Eezer Goode Hes Ebeneezer Goode
Eezer Goode Eezer Goode Hes Ebeneezer Goode
Eezer Goode Eezer Goode Hes Ebeneezer Goode
Eezer Goode Eezer Goode Hes Ebeneezer Goode
Hes Ebeneezer Goode
Hes Ebeneezer Goode
Got any Salmon — sorted
Ya Ha Ha Ha
Ya Ha Ha Ha
Ya Ha Ha Ha
Eezer Goode, Eeezer Goode, Eezer Goode
Oh what a carry on
Eezer Goode, Eeezer Goode, Eezer Goode
Wicked
Eezer Goode, Eeezer Goode, Eezer Goode
Hes Ebeneezer Goode
Oh what a carry on
Wicked