Last week, I flew to San Diego to see my auntie
On day one, I met her hot step-daughter
Shes a cheerleader, shes a virgin, and shes really tan
As she stepped out of her massive car
I could only notice she was more than fuckable
I think she was coming back from the game or something
Cause she was holding those silly pom-poms
On day two, I fucked her, and it was wild
Shes such a slut
I fucked my American cunt
I loved my English romance
I fucked my American cunt
I loved my English romance
It was dirty, a dream came true
Just like I like it, shes got nice tits
It was perfect, a dream came true
Just like a song by Blink 182
Okay, listen girls
I met the hottest guy ever
Basically, as I was stepping out of my SUV
I came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever, who cares?
Anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair
And the cutest British accent ever
Straight away, I could tell he was a rocker
From his sexy attitutde and the way he looked at me
Mmm, he is totally awesome
Oh my god
I think Im in love
I fucked my American cunt
I loved my English romance
I fucked my American cunt
I loved my English romance
It was dirty, a dream came true
Just like I like it, shes got nice tits
It was perfect, a dream came true
Just like a song by Blink 182
It was so nice to meet you
The pleasure was mine, I do like you
Come to Cancun for spring break
Ill think about it, it could be great
And dont forget to send me a friend request
As if