Hey everybody! Gather round! Im here to give you
anything you like! You want free college, energy,
mortages?! Whatever you like! You have come to the
right place! Why? Ill tell you why!
Who can take your money? Who can take your money?
With a twinkle in their eye? A twinkle in
their
eye?
Take it all away and
Give it to some other guy
The Government the Government
The Government can! The Government can!
Who can tax the Sun rise? Who can tax the Sun
rise?
Who can tax the trees? Who can tax the trees?
Let you run a business and
Collect up all the fees
The Government
The Government can
The Government can cause
They mix it up with lies and
Make it all taste good! Make it all taste good!
The Government takes
Everything we make
To pay for all of their solutions
Healthcare, Climate Change, Pollution
Throw away the Constitution
Who can give a bailout? Who can give a bailout?
Tell us to behave? Tell us to behave?
Make the Founding Fathers
Roll over in their graves
The Govenment
The Govenment can
The Government takes
Everything we make
Theyre power hungry
And malicious
The economics are fictitious
Soon well have to eat our dishes
Mmm! Delicious!
Who can be a failure? Who can be a failure?
In so many ways? In so many ways?
Instead of getting fired, HEY!
Well give ourselves a raise!
The Govenment
The Govenment can
The Government can cause
They mix it up with lies and
Make it all taste good! Make it all taste good!
And your Uncle Sam can cause
He mixes it with lies and
Makes it all taste good! Makes it all taste good!
And I feel so good
Because the Government
Says I should! Oh!…