Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end?
That dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend
And whered you get those shoes? I think theyre pretty
lame
Would you stop talking cause Im trying to watch the
game
If youre a man who wants to live a long and happy life
These are the things you dont say to your wife
I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday
I didnt ask you cause I knew itd be OK
Go make some dinner while I watch this fishing show
I taped it over our old wedding video
If youre a man who wants to live a long and happy life
These are the things you dont say to your wife
Your cooking is OK but not like mother makes
The diamond in the ring I bought you is a fake
Your eyes look puffy dear, are you feeling ill?
Happy anniversary I bought you a treadmill
If youre a man who wants to live a long and happy life
These are the things you dont say to your wife
If youre a man who doesnt want to get killed with a
knife
These are the things you dont say to your wife