Yo yo, alright, im gonna lay the first
Here we go now.
My mom loved valium and lots of drugs
And thats why I am like I am cause Im like her
Because my mom loved valium and lots of drugs
Thats why I on what I on cause Im my mom.
My mom my mom I know youre probably tired of hearing about my mom Oh ho! Whoa ho!
But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty and how I became hooked on va-al-ya-hum
Valium was in everything food that I ate, The water that I drank fucking peas on my plate,
She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak, So everyday I have at least three stomach aches,
Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her
Son grow up to be an under a undera-fuckin-chiever, My teacher didnt think I was going be nothing either,
What the fuck you sticking gum up under the fucking seat for?
Mrs. Mathers your son has been huffing ether, Either that or the mother fuckers been puffing reefer,
But all this huffing and puffing wasnt what it was either,
It was neither I was buzzing but it wasnt what she thought, Pee in a tea cup?
Bitch you aint my keeper, im sleeping, What the fuck you keep on fucking with me for?
Slut you need to leave me the fuck alone I aint playing,
Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra.
My mom love Valium and lots of drugs, That why I am like I am cause Im like her,
Because my mom love Valium and lots of drugs, That why Im on what Im on cause Im my mom.
Wait a minute this aint dinner this is paint thinner, You ate it yesterday I aint hear no complaints did I?
Now heres a plate full of pain killers now just wait till I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes you little mother fucker ill make you sit there and make that retarded fucking face without even tasting it, you better lick the fucking plate you aint wasting it, Put your face in it before I throw you in the basement again,
And I aint giving in, your gonna just sit there in one fucking place spinning again till next thanksgiving and if you still aint finished it I use the same shit again then when I make spinach dip it will be placed into shit, you little shit want to sit there and play innocent, A rack fell and hit me at k mart and they witnessed it, child support, your father he aint sent us shit and so what if he did that aint none of your dang business kid.
My mom theres no one else quite like my mom I know I should let bygones be bygones
But shes the reason why I am high what Im high on cause.
My mom love Valium and lots of drugs, That why I am like I am cause Im like her,
Because my mom love Valium and lots of drugs, That why Im on what Im on cause Im my mom.
My mom loved Valium now all I am Is a party animal, I am what I am
But Im strong to be finished wit me val-ium spinach But my buzz only lasts about two minutes
But I dont wanna swallow it without chewin it I cant even write a rhyme without you in it
My Valium, my vaaa-eh-elll-liummmmm maaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnn.
Man I never though that I could ever be A drug addict nah, fuck that I cant have it happen to me
But thats actually what has ended up happenin, a tragedy
Im fuckin passin it up catchin me And its probably where I got acquainted with the taste aint it?
Pharmaceuticals are the bomb mom, beautiful She killed the fuckin dog with the medicine she done fed it
Feed it a fuckin aspirin and say that it has a headache
Here want a snack, you hungry you fuckin rat Look at that, its a Xanax, take it and take a nap
Eat it, but I dont need it, well fuck it then break it up
Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up all right Ma you win, I dont feel like arguein
Ill do it, pop it gobble it and start wobblin Stumble hobble tumble slip drip then I fall in bed
With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead.
My mom love Valium and lots of drugs, That why I am like I am cause Im like her,
Because my mom love Valium and lots of drugs,
That why Im on what Im on cause Im my mom.
My mom im just like her My mom my mom my mom My mom my mom my mom, my mom, my momma
Meh mommeh, eh likah momma. Ha ha, sorry mom, still love you though Dr. dre 2010, hey this shit is hella hard homie
Yo take us on outta here.