I am the emperor of the highway
I wield the universal will
One might chance to overlook on my divineness
Unless Im sitting in the imperial poupe de ville
I am the emperor of the highway
Strapped with foolish mortals such as these
I need never indicate my intentions
I can stop and go and turn just as I please
For I am the emperor of the highway
Hold!
Methinks that thou hast driven too far
I am the royal prince of foreign sports cars
Better that I should drive a wheelchair or jog
Than to be blown off by a regal road hog
I am the emperor of the highway
Where did you ever get that gas sucking pig of a car?
This time my friend, you are outclassed
Any real man would drive a stick shift
For my uncle is the duke of the state police
Cut me off again and I will punch your lights out
And he will place his royal boot upon your ass
This is my exit, we shall meet another day
Dont forget whos emperor of the highway
For I am the emperor of the highway!