Myself cause I know that you aint used
To an Asian dude stepping to you like me
But hey, give it a chance, I just might be
Just the refreshing squeeze of lemon
You need in yo life when it gets depressin
Come with me and decrease the stressing
A new type of dude lemme teach ya a lesson
Baby girl dont trip, come on just take my hand
I really want to show you how we do
I can be your first Asian boy
She said, its really nice to meet you, likewise
I never had a boy like you with tight eyes
Step to me quite with a game like yours
I said pack yo bags and come on my tour
Let down your hair while I cook some rice
And I swear that we dont all look alike
And no, Im not no math expert
But you plus me I know it just works
So, pause yo life and start to rewind
And leave all them other lame dudes behind
Show you how I do in my continent
Where the ladies get respect and compliments
Confident, not gonna be staring all night
Cause Im not yo average stereotype
More than making shoes and making toys
I could make you smile, yo Asian boy
Baby girl dont trip, come on just take my hand
I really want to show you how I do
I can be your first Asian boy
Wanna get away? Whatchu got to lose?
Come on in girl, take off yo shoes
Show me ya soul and Ill show you mine
If you toes aint did well booor boo boo thats just fine
My aunt does nails, nah Im just playing
But dont get too comfy, cause we aint staying
Take you to Beijing while were dating
Ill show you the great wall, its amazing
Show me your soul in Seoul, Korea
I been looking for a girl like you my whole career
In the Philippines scene, well ride in slow-mo
Sit in the lo-lo eating chicken adobo?
If you got skills then you could show me
Cause all of our houses got karaoke
Chinese, Japanese, Thai, Pnoy
Go ahead and take yo pick girl, Asian boys
Baby girl dont trip, come on just take my hand
I really want to show you how we do
I can be your first Asian boy
Who killin them on YouTube?
She gon respond like you,do
A shock to me, I didnt think she be watching me.
She said, Can we go get some fo now?
I said, Get some what? Oh, wow.
Actually its pronounced pho.
Oh, well can we go get some?
Fasho. Hes chinky, I know whatcha thinking.
He look like hes always blinking
Take my hand, come to Thailand
She love Mai Thais but not what she drinking
Tell me whats your mental
About this oriental, gentle man
But I break you off like the tip of a pencil.
Dress fly like the freshest prince
Before they out got the freshest kicks
And you thought he was just a hype beast,
But look at these Nikes is anybody like me?
And I know you aint in to my kind
I seen yo exs, theyre not impressive
But I still make that ca-a-ash
Always on my grind, Im a good investment
And if you liked Jin when he flows
Or Dante Basco on old black shows
Then maybe you should date me
Cause wed make some pretty babies
Outro – Part One
Lets get some Thai grub, Thai grub, Thai grub
How about some rice?
Maybe some boboa, boboa, boboa
With lots of ice?
Baby girl dont trip, come on just take my hand
I really want to show you how we do
I can be your first Asian boy
Outro – Part Two
Whats up ladies?
Im telling you, its the newest craze!
Kick all those, stinky dudes to the side.
Get with an Asian dude.
Were nice and compact
Were clean, we dont a mess
We got aunties that can do you hair, your nails
We can do you math homework for you…