Im a full grown man
Thats plain to see
But nowhere near as full grown
As Id like to be
But Ill find a bar
And Ill have a few
Until Im ten feet tall and bulletproof
Now, Id hit the dance floor
Each time Id have the chance
That is if these two left feet
Knew how to dance
Bout the only time
Im kicking up my shoes
Is when Im ten feet tall and bulletproof
Well, I start to feel like Superman
Then I pick a fight
Only to find that my opponents
Holding kryptonite
Youd think Id learn my lesson
But, Im still paying dues
Each time I drink and start to think
Im ten feet tall and bulletproof
My woman left me
She called me a clown
Well, thats the general consensus
In this town
But I had it coming
Lord, to tell the truth
For acting ten feet tall and bulletproof
Well, I start to feel like Superman
Then I pick a fight
Only to find that my opponents
Holding kryptonite
Youd think Id learn my lesson
But, Im still paying dues
Each time I drink and start to think
Im ten feet tall and bulletproof