Whos That?
Whos that sitting at the bus-stop
Look at his mug shot
Looks like hes been mugged off
Woken up at night by the guard dogs
Plus hes got a pile of old broken alarm clocks
I cant even be bothered to
Read a book, write , clean or to cook
Feel like Im Steve Mcqueen on foot
Look in my cupboards nothing but cheese and custard
My feet reek like Dijon mustard
So whos that sitting at the bus-stop
While his mums dog take a pee on his Dunlops
I lost my cherry to the solo in November rain
And Ill always die hard like Im John Mclane
So come on traffic lights go green
And come on STD test be clean
And pretty please Mr. Washing machine
Do your thing and take those funny stains off a my jeans
So come on mum, just leave that prick and
Come home sis at least for a bit
In school I was cool with geography and punch-ups
Picked on by the boy with the transformer lunch box
Whos that sitting at the bus-stop
Look at his mug-shot
It looks like hes been mugged off
Woken up at night by the guard dogs
Plus he got a pile of old broken alarm clocks
Ey yo I stuff down a big fat breakfast thatd be fit for a builder
I got a crush on the waitress here a bit like Hillsborough
So when I dust I tip a couple of silvers
But I aint got a chance cos she looks like a film-star
But one fine day Ill be a wealthy fellow
And then my piss-streak will a healthy yellow
But until then its just me and my neighbours cello
Dont put your drinks on the table, please use my demo
Whos that sitting at the bus-stop look at his mug-shot
Looks like hes been mugged off
Woken up at night by the guard dogs
Plus hes got a pile of old broken alarm clocks
So I guess its just me and the fruit machine
would someone please turn down the human-league
Im trying to win some loot to get a new TV
So I can sit around all day and watch QVC
Heres a man who would not take it anymore..pregnant women who smoke, its bollocks , personal claim adverts, its bollocks , charity muggers , bollocks , operator hold music, bollocks, people who say at the end of the day, bollocks , people who are willing to get off their arses and search the whole room for the TV remote cos they refuse to walk over to the TV and change the channel manually, bollocks, fcking easy-jet, bollocks, metro-sexual, bollocks, red nose day , bollocks , fcking bono, bono? fcking bono, free papers in London, bollocks, sand in your vagina, bollocks, party girls, tail gaters, spam mail, soft porn, bollocks , fcking plot spoilers, Iceland, people who fcking clap when planes land.