What is the malted liquor.beer
What gets you drunker quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans?beer
Cant get enough of it,beer
How we really love it,beer
Makes me think Im a man,beer
I can kiss and hug it,beer
But Id rather chug it,beer
Fill my belly up to here,beer
I could not refuse a,beer
I could really use a,beer
Beer, beer, beer.
I cant remember how much I have had,
I drank a twelve pack with my dad, BURP!
Thats my son the drunken manly stud,
Im proud to be his bud,
Here have some pretzels,
No!
Ill call it quits,
Those things give me the Schlitz!
Drink with your family,
Drink it with your friends,
Drink till youre fat,
Stomach distends,
Beer is liquid bread its good for you,
We like to drink till we spew,
EW!!!
Who cares if we get fat,
Ill drink to that,
As we sing once more.
What is the malted liquor,
What gets you drunker quicker,
What comes in bottles or in cans beer
Cant get enough of it,beer
How we really love it,beer
Makes me think Im a man,beer
I can kiss and hug it,beer
But Id rather chug it,beer
Fill my belly up to here,beer
Golly I adore it,beer
Come on dammit pour it,
Do it for me,
Brew it for me,
Feed it to me,
Speed it to me.beer
The most wonderful drink in the world.
Hooray!