I dont care if you wreck my car or shave off all my hair
You can go and run your vacuum during my favorite show
And Ill let you call up folks in Europe you dont even know
Anything you want, babe, if it makes you happy
But Im begging you down on my bended knees
Oh, honey, please dont wear those shoes
You can spend my money, you can waste my time
Baby, I dont mind, but please dont wear those shoes
Dont wear those shoes
Its alright, you can play your Twisted Sister every night
I suppose you can lick the middles out of my Oreos
Or start laughing while youre drinking milk so it comes out your nose
And you know Id do anything to please you
But Im begging you down on my bended knees
Oh, honey, please dont wear those shoes
You can spit in my face if youre so inclined
Baby, I dont mind, but please dont wear those shoes
Oh no, oh no, oh no, dont wear those shoes
I said oh no, oh no, oh no, please dont wear those
Use my razor to shave your legs or eat crackers in bed
Stomp the poodle til its flat
You can even shove a six inch railroad spike through my head
I can learn to live with that
But now Im begging you down on my bended knees
Oh, honey, please, dont wear those shoes
You can whip me, beat me, rob me blind
Baby, I dont mind, but please dont wear those
I said oh no, oh no, oh no, dont wear those shoes
I said oh no, oh no, oh no, dont wear those shoes
You can scratch up my records, you can drink my booze
But baby, please dont wear those shoes
You can make me an offer I cant refuse
But darling, please dont wear those shoes
You can play your bongos while Im trying to snooze
But honey, please dont wear those shoes
You can expose yourself on the six oclock news
But please, please dont wear those shoes
I said oh no, oh no, oh no, dont wear those shoes
I said oh no, oh no, oh no, dont wear those shoes
I said oh no, oh no, oh no, dont wear those shoes