Its been rough and rocky travelin
But Im finally standin upright on the ground
After takin several readings
Im surprised to find my minds still fairly sound
I guess Nashville was the roughest
But I know Ive said the same about them all
We received our education
In the cities of the nation, me and Paul
Almost busted in Laredo
But for reasons that Id rather not disclose
But if youre stayin in a motel there and leave
Just dont leave nothin in your clothes
And at the airport in Milwaukee
They refused to let us board the plane at all
They said we looked suspicious
But I believe they like to pick on me and Paul
Well its been rough and rocky travelin
But Im finally standin upright on the ground
And after takin several readings
Im surprised to find my minds still fairly sound
Guess Nashville was the roughest
But I know Ive said the same about them all
We received our education
In the cities of the nation, me and Paul
On a package show in Buffalo
With us and Kitty Wells and Charlie Pride
The show was long and were just sittin there
And wed come to play and not just for the ride
Well we drank a lot of whiskey
So I dont know if we went on that night at all
But I dont think they even missed us
I guess Buffalo aint geared for me and Paul
Well its been rough and rocky travelin
But Im finally standin upright on the ground
And after takin several readings
Im surprised to find my minds still fairly sound
I guess Nashville was the roughest
But I know Ive said the same about them all
We received our education
In the cities of the nation, me and Paul